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Sunday, 18 January 2015

10 Things Every Woman Thinks Right Before Sex

Sex & Relationships 
1. I Know He Wants to Go In.
This Means She Is really thinking about you being inside her when making Love.
2. I think You know kissing For A While Is Good

What She Means here its that with kissing, it will put her in the moods of having sex, it turns her on and make her want you more.
3. One of Us Should Turn Off the Lights.
Most Women Like Lights Being Off not cause they are shy but cause Its More Of being Romantic to Them.
4. Should  I unhook My Bra Or He Will.
Maybe I’ll just help him a litttle like thiiiiiss… OK good he got it.
5. Wow Finally His Helping Me Out with My pants
Wow, these are such intense skinny jeans that he had to pull them inside out. Should I be embarrassed of the fabric marks on my thighs? Nah.
6. Ain’t Ready Yet, Lets Romance More
I hope you don’t think that was it for the foreplay portion of the program. I’ll let you know 7. Do You Have A condom?
I hope he has it cause am not in safe days.
8. No No No Its not there
Okay, wait, I’m going to use your hand as a puppet. There we go. Now we’re cooking with gas.
9. Just Go For My Boobs
I feel like this is a weird mom-related thing with guys but I’ll just let him do his thing with my boobs or whatever.
10 . Good He Has A boner Cause I Can Feel It
I’m glad it’s not one of those mushroom chode penises you have to spend like 30 minutes coaxing out of its shell.

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